CAS 081: The Great Collusion Confusion!

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the meeting between Donald Trump Jr. and Russian government officials, along with the many, sometimes strange, defenses of it. How does fiasco help the case for impeachment? Why do Trump’s critics on the right support him? What’s the real reason the neuter dogs? Find out the answers to these and other questions in this episode! What’s on your summer playlist? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

American Dairy Queen Corporation
7505 Metro Blvd.
Minneapolis, MN 55439-0286
Phone: (952) 830-0200

or on Twitter at: @DonaldJTrumpJr.

CAS 078: One World Government, Economic Sanctions, Toilet Accessories & Sex Toys

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the escalating tensions between the US and Russia in Syria, the relative merits of economic sanctions, and DIY Squatty Potties. We also take the 8values quiz, discuss where our results differ, and invite the audience to share their results. Why does Colin hate the environment? Why does Evan want the whole world to live under President Trump? Why do so many dog toys look like sex toys? Find out in this episode! Did you take the 8values quiz? We want to see your results and see just how diverse our listenership is. Send us a link to your results by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Nylabone Products
P.O. Box 427
Neptune, NJ 07754-0427

or on Twitter at: @RusEmbUSA.

Notes:
Take the 8values quiz here!
Colin’s Results
Evan’s Results

CAS 077: Unpopular Populism & The Revenge of Hope

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the Comey hearings, the UK Snap election, and the French parliamentary election. We also return to the question of postmodernism once again. Are we watching McCain’s brain bleed live on CNN? Is life unfair for LePen? What’s the deal with ‘both’? We tackle all these questions in this episode, and Colin stakes out a popular position on the elderly. Do you want to put us out of our misery? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Attorney General Jeff Sessions
U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001

or on Twitter at: @AARP.

CAS 074: Now that’s a Kapital Idea! (w/ Azure Scapegoat)

Summary:
In this episode, we sit down with Azure Scapegoat, who runs the website Socialism 101 and hosts a youtube channel where he discusses leftist politics. We talk about the differences between communists, socialists, and other camps on the left, the limits of free speech, accelerationism, and the ethics of capitalism. We also explain to him what life is like in Sweden. Can we all pretend that Charles Manson didn’t kill anyone? Is Trump good for the left? What the hell is cream soda anyway? Find out the answers to all of these and other questions in this episode! Would you like to shout “Fire!” at us? You can do so by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Charles Manson  B-33920
ACH-HUB- 17
P.O. Box 3476
Corcoran, CA   93212

or on Twitter at: @PressSec.

Azure Scapegoat:
YouTube – AzureScapegoat
Subreddit – r/AzureScapegot
Twitter – @miosiden
Website – AMSBlue.com
Socialism101 Website – Socialism101.com

CAS 072: Pitching and Catching with Emmanuel Macron

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the recent election in France, what Macron did right, what lessons the Democrats should learn, and why Clinton failed to attract the Obama/Trump voters. We also talk Sally Yates’ testimony and Elizabeth Warren’s appearance on Real Time. If we had sex with Macron, who would pitch and who would catch? Is Trump a cyborg? …And what the hell even is prune juice? find out these answers to these and other questions in this episode! Do you have an elaborate metaphor for describing Trump’s thought process? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

FRONT NATIONAL
76-78, rue des Suisses
92000 Nanterre
01.41.20.20.00

or on Twitter at: @PrisonPlanet.

CAS 070: En Marche for Science!(?)

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the recent election in France, the March for Science, our favorite refreshments, and just generally being cheap people. Is Le Pen in for le win? Why don’t libertarians vote Democrat? Do progressives put the pro in protest, and what is the toothpaste industry hiding from us? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode. How much money is worth the social embarrassment of seeming cheap? Let us know what you think at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Colgate Oral Pharmaceuticals
300 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10022

or on Twitter at: @MLP_officiel.

CAS 069: War Games With the Kims

Summary:
In this episode, Colin and Evan discuss the finer points of North Korean game theory. They also discuss the actual significance of the air strike on Assad’s air base. Evan also tells us about another chapter out of his compendium of false alarm emergency experiences. Do you have an adrenaline-inducing tale of terror? If so, Email us with your comments, insights, or questions at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, or @EvanCMalone. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Embassy of North Korea
73 Gunnersbury Ave
London W5 4LP, UK

or on Twitter at: @RT_com.

 

CAS 065: 2020 – A Political Odyssey

Summary:
In this episode we follow up our discussion with Lalo Dagach with a chat about secularism, and Evan breaks down his hair-brained strategy to defeat Trump in 2020. Is pushing for secularism a good idea (or even possible)? Who likes Nancy Pelosi? What’s an Avery Island remoulade… and for god’s sake, are we the only ones around here that respect lagniappe?! Are you ready to punch people in the face with your craft? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Luby’s Corporate Headquarters
13111 Northwest Freeway, Suite 600
Houston, Texas 77040

or on Twitter at: @NancyPelosi.

CAS 062: Pity the Poor Immigrant?

Summary:
In this episode we discuss a middle path on immigration (at the border, and in regard to refugees), Trump’s wiretap claims, the newest Wikileaks revelations, and more! Are we all intentionally misunderstanding each other? What does Charlton Heston have to do with mass surveillance, and who (and why) the fuck is Michael Cernovich? Find out the answers to these and other questions in this week’s episode. Do you want to hear an AM Radio call-in special? Do you want lessons in advanced pun-making for your own podcast titles? Let us know by emailing us at the address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

PEEPS & COMPANY®
1300 Stefko Boulevard
Bethlehem, PA 18017-6672

or on Twitter at: @Cernovich.

CAS 060: The Decline & Fall of Milo Yiannopoulos

Summary:
In this episode we discuss brands we love and hate, the recent fall of Milo Yiannopoulos, and the truth about Sweden. We also read the first of many Air Emirates horror stories provided by you (the listeners)! Is there trouble brewing in the home of Ikea? What was Milo even trying to say? Is thread count everything it’s cracked up to be? That’s right, we’re tackling the big questions this week. When do you think The Walking Dead jumped the shark? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Ross Corporate Headquarters
5130 Hacienda Drive
Dublin, CA 94568

or on Twitter at: @BreitbartNews.

CAS 059: The Emperor is Wearing No Robe!

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the state of the media in the Trump era, and talk about the recent resignation of Michael Flynn. Does he own a bathrobe? Why no jews? How deep does the Russia connection go? Also, we talk baby Hitler twins, Air AmIrates, and more! Who would play you in a movie? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at the twitter handle on the About page. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Air Emirates
Terminal 4
John F. Kennedy International Airport
Queens
New York 11430

or on Twitter at: @nytimes.

CAS 058: Gorsuch & Such

Summary:
In this heavily shortened episode, we discuss Trump’s Supreme Court nominee, Neil Gorsuch. Because of audio issues, we lost an hour long discussion of Trump’s executive orders, including the travel ban, but will release a couple of follow-up segments on it later. Here, we talk Gorsuch’s passions and his problems. We also talk about grudges and traumatic experiences. Is Colin the next Rosa Parks? (Probably not). Will emirates airlines make you sick on their 15-hour flights (spoiler alert: yes!)? Why won’t Evan ever eat spaghetti again? Will you be glad you found out? Find out the answers to all of these questions in this episode. Are you mad as hell and not going to take it anymore? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, or @Colin_Aulds. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at;

Judge Neil M. Gorsuch
1823 Stout Street
Denver, CO 80257

or on Twitter at: @emirates.

Any and all compliments should be directed to our friends at: @DippinDots.

CAS 056: Sartre & Camus at the Airport

Summary:
In this episode Evan sits down alone to give his take on the recent Trump travel ban; he tells a story, and he submits an appeal. Does this ban reveal something deeper about the administration (and their kabuki theater approach to governance)? How do we keep things in proportion, and how do we best defend Enlightenment values? Further comments are on twitter at @EvanCMalone.

You can email us with your comments, insights, or questions at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, or @EvanCMalone.

CAS 055: The Only Good Question Bernie Sanders Ever Asked

Summary:
In this episode, Colin is finally back! Sorry for the shit audio. More issues with audio gear. We’ll make sure to get it fixed! In the meantime, listen to this extended conversation on hate crime. They also talk tie-gate, Betsy Devos, and other horrifying topics that slowly invade our reality, step by harrowing step! Do you have a horrifying topic invading your reality? Let us know by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, or by emailing us at questions@churchandstatepodcast.com. You can also hit us up individually at @EvanCMalone & @Colin_Aulds. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Buzzfeed, LA 
7323 Beverly Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90036

or on Twitter at: @Buzzfeed.

CAS 052: Putin’s Dixie Dugin Ranch!

Summary:
In this episode, we discuss Russia and its involvement in the US election. We also discuss Foundations of Geopolitics, hot sauce, Lionel Richie, and first dates. Are you ready for a real fascist-fascism? What’s the proper way to eat Grape Nuts? Who is Lion L. Richie, and why is your dad in the bathroom? Find out the answers to all of these questions and more in this episode! What is your biggest kitchen deal-breaker? Let us know by emailing us at churchandstatepodcast@gmail.com or tweeting us @Church_andState (or Colin @Colin_Aulds and Evan @EvanCMalone). As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Rex W. Tillerson
5959 Las Colinas Boulevard
Irving, TX 75039

or on Twitter at: @RT_com.

CAS 046: Rust Belt Blues (and Now You Have a Tan)!

Summary:
In this episode, we discuss what the fuck just happened. How, why, and what’s next? We say our ‘I told you so’s’, and our ‘kill me now’s’. What do America and Frosted Flakes have in common? Is Donald Trump going to give you a tan? Have you seen many people, and is Ted Cruz one of them? Find out the answers to all of these questions in this episode! Are you mad as hell and not going to take it anymore?Let us know by emailing us at churchandstatepodcast@gmail.com or tweeting us @Church_andState (or Colin and Evan at @Colin_Aulds and @EvanCMalone, respectively). As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Trump International Hotel
1100 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20004

or on Twitter at: @ChrisChristie.

CAS 032: Government is Good(?)(!) (With James Lindsay)

Summary:
In this episode, we are joined by James Lindsay, a friend of the show and author of many books, including his latest work Everybody is Wrong About God. We discuss the new campus carry law going into effect in Texas, political authority, and the Trump train. Should guns be allowed on college campuses? How is a washing machine not like a public good? Is Donald Trump the new Andres Serrano? Who is Andres Serrano, and why on Earth is Colin so insistent on having a yellow house? Find out the answers to all these questions in this episode, and hear plenty of inflammatory claims about the state along the way! Do you have some inflammatory claims you’d like us to hear? Shoot us an email at the email address on the About page, or hit us up on Twitter at the handle on the About page. As always, please direct any and all complaints/manifestos sent from your compound out in the woods of Montana to our mailing address at:

Whirlpool World Headquarters
2000 N. M-63
Benton Harbor, MI, 49022-2692
Telephone: 269-923-5000

Or on Twitter at: @mike_pence.

James Lindsay:
Twitter: @GodDoesnt
Amazon: Everybody is Wrong About God
Amazon: Dot, Dot, Dot
Amazon: God Doesn’t; We Do
Website: goddoesnt.blogspot.com
Email: god[dot]doesnt[at]gmail[dot]com

Also, check out our previous interview with James, where he talks about his book, Everybody is Wrong About God, HERE.

CAS 027: The New Religion of Bunk Nutrition (With Julia Jarrell)

Summary:
In this episode we are joined by Julia Jarrell, registered dietitian, biotechnologist, and (loving?) wife to the more charming of our hosts! Forget the lesser, we try to get to the bottom of who is the the greater of two evils! We also talk women in STEM, nutrition science, and Gaston’s neck. Finally, is pseudoscience a religion? Is it a plague upon the left? What does all this have to do with the tv show Lost? Can anyone provide a set of necessary and sufficient conditions for cookie-ness? Do you like to get Double Stuffed in the weekends? Let us know by emailing us at the address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at the handle on the About page. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Michael Pollan
12 Western Avenue
Petaluma, California 94952
(707) 773-0654

or on Twitter at: @thefoodbabe.