CAS 081: The Great Collusion Confusion!

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the meeting between Donald Trump Jr. and Russian government officials, along with the many, sometimes strange, defenses of it. How does fiasco help the case for impeachment? Why do Trump’s critics on the right support him? What’s the real reason the neuter dogs? Find out the answers to these and other questions in this episode! What’s on your summer playlist? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

American Dairy Queen Corporation
7505 Metro Blvd.
Minneapolis, MN 55439-0286
Phone: (952) 830-0200

or on Twitter at: @DonaldJTrumpJr.

CAS 079: Our Big 4th of July Special!

Summary:
In this episode we celebrate the 4th of July by suggesting our additions, subtractions, and changes to the U.S. constitution. We also talk about the massive response we got to last week’s episode, and discuss the results of you (the listeners)! Was there anything defensible in the land-ownership voting requirement? Why keep the electoral college? Should we all feel bad for Kelly Rowland? Bananas?! Gaming computers?! America?! Fuck YEAH! Do you have your own laundry list of grievances about the constitution? Let us hear it by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Ringo Starr
1541 Ocean Avenue
Suite 200
Santa Monica, CA
90401
USA

or on Twitter at: @ElectoralCollge.

CAS 077: Unpopular Populism & The Revenge of Hope

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the Comey hearings, the UK Snap election, and the French parliamentary election. We also return to the question of postmodernism once again. Are we watching McCain’s brain bleed live on CNN? Is life unfair for LePen? What’s the deal with ‘both’? We tackle all these questions in this episode, and Colin stakes out a popular position on the elderly. Do you want to put us out of our misery? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Attorney General Jeff Sessions
U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001

or on Twitter at: @AARP.

CAS 072: Pitching and Catching with Emmanuel Macron

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the recent election in France, what Macron did right, what lessons the Democrats should learn, and why Clinton failed to attract the Obama/Trump voters. We also talk Sally Yates’ testimony and Elizabeth Warren’s appearance on Real Time. If we had sex with Macron, who would pitch and who would catch? Is Trump a cyborg? …And what the hell even is prune juice? find out these answers to these and other questions in this episode! Do you have an elaborate metaphor for describing Trump’s thought process? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

FRONT NATIONAL
76-78, rue des Suisses
92000 Nanterre
01.41.20.20.00

or on Twitter at: @PrisonPlanet.

CAS 070: En Marche for Science!(?)

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the recent election in France, the March for Science, our favorite refreshments, and just generally being cheap people. Is Le Pen in for le win? Why don’t libertarians vote Democrat? Do progressives put the pro in protest, and what is the toothpaste industry hiding from us? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode. How much money is worth the social embarrassment of seeming cheap? Let us know what you think at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Colgate Oral Pharmaceuticals
300 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10022

or on Twitter at: @MLP_officiel.

CAS 065: 2020 – A Political Odyssey

Summary:
In this episode we follow up our discussion with Lalo Dagach with a chat about secularism, and Evan breaks down his hair-brained strategy to defeat Trump in 2020. Is pushing for secularism a good idea (or even possible)? Who likes Nancy Pelosi? What’s an Avery Island remoulade… and for god’s sake, are we the only ones around here that respect lagniappe?! Are you ready to punch people in the face with your craft? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Luby’s Corporate Headquarters
13111 Northwest Freeway, Suite 600
Houston, Texas 77040

or on Twitter at: @NancyPelosi.

CAS 062: Pity the Poor Immigrant?

Summary:
In this episode we discuss a middle path on immigration (at the border, and in regard to refugees), Trump’s wiretap claims, the newest Wikileaks revelations, and more! Are we all intentionally misunderstanding each other? What does Charlton Heston have to do with mass surveillance, and who (and why) the fuck is Michael Cernovich? Find out the answers to these and other questions in this week’s episode. Do you want to hear an AM Radio call-in special? Do you want lessons in advanced pun-making for your own podcast titles? Let us know by emailing us at the address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

PEEPS & COMPANY®
1300 Stefko Boulevard
Bethlehem, PA 18017-6672

or on Twitter at: @Cernovich.

CAS 052: Putin’s Dixie Dugin Ranch!

Summary:
In this episode, we discuss Russia and its involvement in the US election. We also discuss Foundations of Geopolitics, hot sauce, Lionel Richie, and first dates. Are you ready for a real fascist-fascism? What’s the proper way to eat Grape Nuts? Who is Lion L. Richie, and why is your dad in the bathroom? Find out the answers to all of these questions and more in this episode! What is your biggest kitchen deal-breaker? Let us know by emailing us at churchandstatepodcast@gmail.com or tweeting us @Church_andState (or Colin @Colin_Aulds and Evan @EvanCMalone). As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Rex W. Tillerson
5959 Las Colinas Boulevard
Irving, TX 75039

or on Twitter at: @RT_com.

CAS 046: Rust Belt Blues (and Now You Have a Tan)!

Summary:
In this episode, we discuss what the fuck just happened. How, why, and what’s next? We say our ‘I told you so’s’, and our ‘kill me now’s’. What do America and Frosted Flakes have in common? Is Donald Trump going to give you a tan? Have you seen many people, and is Ted Cruz one of them? Find out the answers to all of these questions in this episode! Are you mad as hell and not going to take it anymore?Let us know by emailing us at churchandstatepodcast@gmail.com or tweeting us @Church_andState (or Colin and Evan at @Colin_Aulds and @EvanCMalone, respectively). As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

Trump International Hotel
1100 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20004

or on Twitter at: @ChrisChristie.