It’s Mueller Time!

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the ongoing Mueller investigation. What’s up with the Podesta brothers? Can the FBI truly be impartial, and who hangs out in the grocery store coffee shop? Find out the answers to all of life’s most important questions in this episode! Do you have a script for the upcoming Disney World Series film? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

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CAS 072: Pitching and Catching with Emmanuel Macron

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In this episode we discuss the recent election in France, what Macron did right, what lessons the Democrats should learn, and why Clinton failed to attract the Obama/Trump voters. We also talk Sally Yates’ testimony and Elizabeth Warren’s appearance on Real Time. If we had sex with Macron, who would pitch and who would catch? Is Trump a cyborg? …And what the hell even is prune juice? find out these answers to these and other questions in this episode! Do you have an elaborate metaphor for describing Trump’s thought process? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

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CAS 046: Rust Belt Blues (and Now You Have a Tan)!

Summary:
In this episode, we discuss what the fuck just happened. How, why, and what’s next? We say our ‘I told you so’s’, and our ‘kill me now’s’. What do America and Frosted Flakes have in common? Is Donald Trump going to give you a tan? Have you seen many people, and is Ted Cruz one of them? Find out the answers to all of these questions in this episode! Are you mad as hell and not going to take it anymore?Let us know by emailing us at churchandstatepodcast@gmail.com or tweeting us @Church_andState (or Colin and Evan at @Colin_Aulds and @EvanCMalone, respectively).¬†As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

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CAS 028: Kindly Kill Yourself

Summary:
In this episode we discuss the recent developments in the curious case of Hillary Clinton, along with the ethics of influence. Is your abuela completely unlovable? Will the administration ever truly go after one of their own? Also, what kind of responsibility does one have for encouraging someone to kill themselves or others? Lastly, we finally get down to addressing the important issues: how big is a “big turkey”? FInd out the answers to all these questions and the true origins of queso! Did New York City invent this podcast? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at the handle on the About page. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at:

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